Sunday, March 18, 2007

Now THIS is Politically Incorrect

Farmer driving to town has to make a pit stop. He makes it to a stall in the local McD's and was barely sitting down when he heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom but not knowing what to do, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, Farmer Joe Bob is thinking this is too bizarre so he says: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point the ole farmer is just trying to get out as fast as he can when he hears another question: "Can I come over?"

Thinkin' "What the f... is wrong with this city boy?." He tells the feller, "Hell no!"

Then he hears the fool say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's a Redneck idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

(In the real word the city feller received an ass whuppin' right after he finished his conversation and he never used his cellular telephone in the restroom again.)


Hammer said...

I've been in that exact situation.
Luckily, I kept my mouth shut but I thought I was going to have to answer the weirdo.

BBC said...

This is kind of old, I saw it at least two years ago in an email.

Anyway, I had a great day and I hope that you did also. At least I guess I haven't pissed you off yet. LOL

Slick said...'re right.

Even though I might be one, you call me that and you gonna recieve a beatin'. Plain and simple

Loving Annie said...

Last place I'd want to use my cell phone...
Hope you have a good Monday NoMas !

NoMas said...

Hammer: I haven't experienced that situation. However, I have had people with Bluetooths stand beside me asking someone on another line similar questions.

BBC: It's still funny. Nah, I'm very easy going. Really takes alot to piss me off.

Slick: Redneck! (Pot can call the kettle black, can't they?)

Anne: Nasty, I say. Hope your day is joyful.

Shawn C. said...

That's funny, but sadly, people do use their cell phones in the most inappropriate of places!

NoMas said...

Shawn - how did the Patty Day parade go?

Shawn C. said...

It was cold, snowing, and cold! We had a decent turnout though. I think I finally have enough energy back in my body again. Playing pass the cld back and forth with Christine has not been fun and I got to be the one with it for St pattys day.