Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Will I Live To Be 85?

(Having a mini-meltdown, so taking a mini break. Enjoy a laugh!)

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking Him, "Do you think I'll live to be 85?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, Hiking, or bicycling?"

No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"


George Townboy said...

Now, that's funny!

Starrlight said...

ROFL! Hell yes!

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha-ha.....He's got a point there ! I don't want to live for the next 35 years without some consistently awesome sex involved !!!!

Shawn C. said...

Oh hell, I'll be lucky to see 50 then!

Dick said...

True story.
What would be the point?
Hope the meltdown cools off.

NoMas said...

GB: Good - glad to provide you with a laugh!

Starrlight: you too?!

Annie: I hear you girl, but good friends and a cocktail can help til then...

Shawn: You go boy!

Dick: Cyber-tequila shots at 6pm?? Might help the meltdown... (Actually ot is two meltdowns: ome has to do with this humid Texas weather. You'd think, being a native, I would get used to it.)

BBC said...

I don't give a shit, I'm omnipresent.

Sure is a lack of sex around here though. After six years you would think I would be okay with it.

But we are wired for that when we arrive here, so there you go.

Hey, take care, hugs.

Wally Banners said...

LMAO NOMAS ROFL. Your the only hottie that makes me lol hard.

NoMas said...

BBC: I don't think anyone can get used to it.

Wally: keep visiting, I'll always try to keep you smiling.

evalinn said...

Wise doc.

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