Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Gifts For Teacher

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it."Is it white wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"

5 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Oooooh, Didn't expect that ending !

How are you doing today, Nomas ? what's new?

You are part of Sarge Charlie's Thursday 13 !

Hammer said...

lol an oldie but goodie.

Tisha! said...

gross! you had me there!

Demon23... said...

Hey that joke is funny shit.

I thought I deleted that comment in time. Damn...

Hey Nomas, I am sorry I wrote that stupid shit, awhile back.

I was just being dumb and being polar in thoughts. I know what you meant with you're reply that you posted.

You do not seem retarded to me. It was not even so much what you posted, but the way that people replied that just seemed so unusual. However no excuse. I fucked up and knew it then and deleted what I posted later in the day. Hoping you did not read it. Sorry if I was an ass... I am just really good at it. I can clarify further if I am not making any sense. Good at that too.

Sarge Charlie said...

i had to laugh out loud.