Friday, March 23, 2007

Cowboy in Gay Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' "

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'I really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on abeer,"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks,"Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes alickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comesup with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!"


Hammer said...

lol, that's pretty good.

tkkerouac said...

I love your western look
I might post your comment under the blogging experience
and Im going to link you once pixie gets back to me
I think I drove her to a nervous breakdown.

kittenpower said...

funny :D

Loving Annie said...

Good finale !

Sornie said...

Actually a good joke and a pleasant change from a boss who feels the ever-present need to share her lame-ass Laffy Taffy jokes with our department.

Sarge Charlie said...

Reminds me of a story about My Friend Vince at a gay bar in Ft Lauderdale, it is a funny story....someday

NoMas said...

Hammer, KP, Anne: Not bad for a fairly clean joke!

Tracey: I felt the need for a change, especially since all my fellow bloggers seem to adding new looks - I felt left out!

Sornie: Welcome! Glad I could provide you with a smile:)

Sarge: Now, you can't leave an opening like that without telling the story!

Slick said...

Ha...I didn't know cowboys were smarter than me!

BBC said...

Good one... :-)

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