Ghetto Spellin'
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
3 comments:
Oldies but goodies.
What is fofifo fofofifo?
Marion Barry's phone number...
Nomas,
Weirdly enough, that made me feel compassion... I always take having an education for granted. Now I can see it is also a real priviledge (sp?)... Funny as those things were, it was also sad...
Hammer: I remember that oldie but goodie telephone joke as Mike Tyson's number!
Anne: It is sad that some folks know no better. Even sadder are the kids and gangstas that deliberately speak this way.
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