Monday, February 12, 2007

Ghetto Spellin'

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

This is Leroy's homework assignment.

He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."


Hammer said...

Oldies but goodies.

What is fofifo fofofifo?

Marion Barry's phone number...

Loving Annie said...

Weirdly enough, that made me feel compassion... I always take having an education for granted. Now I can see it is also a real priviledge (sp?)... Funny as those things were, it was also sad...

NoMas said...

Hammer: I remember that oldie but goodie telephone joke as Mike Tyson's number!

Anne: It is sad that some folks know no better. Even sadder are the kids and gangstas that deliberately speak this way.