Monday, February 12, 2007

Ghetto Spellin'

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

This is Leroy's homework assignment.

He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

3 comments:

Hammer said...

Oldies but goodies.

What is fofifo fofofifo?

Marion Barry's phone number...

Loving Annie said...

Nomas,
Weirdly enough, that made me feel compassion... I always take having an education for granted. Now I can see it is also a real priviledge (sp?)... Funny as those things were, it was also sad...

NoMas said...

Hammer: I remember that oldie but goodie telephone joke as Mike Tyson's number!

Anne: It is sad that some folks know no better. Even sadder are the kids and gangstas that deliberately speak this way.