Thursday, May 31, 2007

On-Line Personals: Part 5: Descriptions #2

Description: The Basis of all Interaction

Finding the right person involves thoughtful wording in your description. Such as the following which are verbatim:


"Does anyone have a pulse anymore?

"I really hate this part, but here we go. I see no need to paint a picture of what im not. Im very laid back. Its the little things in life that matter. If you dont realize this, we shouldnt talk."

"I'm a single father of my 6 yr old son. We're sports freaks! I travel all around DFw for my job. Living life day by day! I'm laid back, don't care to fight or argue. Just want to have fun!!!!! " (means he wants a babysitter and a maid so that he can lie on the couch and watch sports all day and hey, while he travels, you watch the kid)

"No fatties--wealthy onlyI only want one woman"

"My name is Brion with a O yes.. a O.... as in outstanding."

"It seems like the more I learn about myself the more I realize how little I know about myself. If you even remotely understood the previous sentence then you have scored some points already."

"Lean towards women that are smaller, not dominating and are open to experiencing new things with me...." (potential rapist)

"TOO HANDSOME FOR PICS" " "OK I CAN T TELL YOU MY NAME MY PHONE NUMBER OR ADDRESS, LIKES I THINK I ALREADY SAID IN MY INTEREST AND BY SFISHING I DON T MEAN WITH A POLE I MEAN ONLINE FISHING, OK , I LOVE A WOMAN TO COOK FOR ME BECAUSE I CANT COOK WORTH A .......

"looking for some fun. Go out drinking, maybe a little fun. I like seafood and steak. I like a woman with a soft touch but can be forcefull, when she wants to be."

"coon ass is the best kinda of ass im just a country boy i guess you could say i dont know what im looking for but im open for anything i have been devoiced for a bout a year and i really just want to have fun but who knows what may com."

ALERT: Tonight is the Blue Full Moon and is alleged to be magical when gazed upon and wishes made.

18 comments:

Slick said...

Oh Lord girl...the sea is just brimming with prized fish isn't it?

Starrlight said...

Oh jebus. That was horrifying. Guess this is why I don't date!

NoMas said...

Slick: Don't ya know it! At least you caught yours. I have just wanted to have a good time not be mentally screwed with.

Starrlight: It is like trying to locate a needle in a haystack, girlfriend.

GB (Georgetown Boy) said...

Good afternoon.

Dick said...

Where were you looking for these guys, Loser.com?

evalinn said...

Compared to the guys I meet in the Real World, all of these are not too bad...(which may explain why I´m single).

Wally Banners said...

lmao another keeper.ROFL DICK LOSER.COM ROFL.
Nomas your too tender, I loled so hard when you said you saw them in home depot. YOUR TOO DAM TENDER!!!!
No reason to date right away. Your heart is still very sore. Heal a lil bit before you make the wrong move. I know true loneliness, its suffocating.
Take your time sweet nomas. Your beauty is eternal, your style immortal.

NoMas said...

Dick: yeah, baby - Loser.com

Evalinn: OMG - at least i meet some nice ones.

Wally: you are the nicest! I am not looking for a keeper - only someone who has integrity and honest values to share time with.

GB: Hi dear.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

NoMas - OMG...I simply can't deny that there are those of us of the male gender that are CLUELESS! Be gentle.....LMAO

Flyinfox_SATX

Loving Annie said...

Where in the HECK do you find these ads, Nomas ??? It's enough to make me celibate -- and happy about it -- for life !!! What LOSERS !!!

Loving Annie said...

May the Blue Moon bring you a better guy than any of the creatures in thse ads... A MUCH better guy. MUCH MUCH better.

GB (Georgetown Boy) said...

Good evening.

Otis said...

You should have seen that moon tonight over Corpus Christi Bay...

I hope you are doing well and hope you made some wishes!

BBC said...

"Tonight is the Blue Full Moon and is alleged to be magical when gazed upon and wishes made."

O'bull, the moon effects tides and such, but you can be spiritual any time.

Just dropped in to say 'Hi', and hugs.

kittenpower said...

Wow. Some people...
I'm so excited a/b the blue moon though!!
I will be wishing for sure!

NoMas said...

Fox: I know there are good guys out there - I actually do know some, like you!

Annie: I didn't find them, they found me! aaaahhh - yes, much better, much better for us all!

GB: I hope you had a good eve as well.

Otis: To have only been able to see that moon on the bay...did you take pictures?

Billy: Thanks for visiting! Yeah, we can be spiritual anytime but sometimes it helps to have an extra nudge!

Kitten: Hope your wishes come true!

Pookie Sixx said...

Ahhhhhh, yes. The online dating ad. I'm familiar with these. I am not ashamed to say that I met my man online. His description of himself was short and sweet and we had ONE thing in common that caught my eye. Apparently, that was enough.

However, what I always figured was a pretty good sign was the arrogance factor that came across. Or, sometimes the overly sappy factor. Plus, I never could figure out why they couldn't be bothered to check their spelling...

Marianne said...

Stumbled on your blog thru Hammer.

It took me three tries (each about a year or two apart) before I found Shark. And then it turned out I already knew him.

But if the personal ad is bejeweled with bad grammar, and if the guy doesn't pay attention to his typo's...then what makes a girl think he is going to pay attention to her?

This was a funny post and gave me an idea for a future post of my own. Thanks!