Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Texas Tuesday: Idiots Running Amok

True to the saying "all things are bigger in Texas" the following is an account of a big screw up by various Texas idiots.

Back in 2004, a 23 year old fellow named Clayton Daniels wanted to avoid spending 30 days in the county jail for failing to report to his probation officer. He had been given probation for a sexual assault of a young girl. So he faked his death.

Daniel's wife assisted him with locating a corpse since she didn't want the kids to be without their daddy while he spent time in prison. She and her hubby exhumed an 81 year old lady's body and set it afire in a car.

The remains were sent to the Travis County Medical Examiner for autopsy. The body was identified as Clayton Daniels by such identifying factors as "there was a small segment of penis noted."

Texas Rangers had suspicions and began to follow Ms. Daniels. Of course both of the Daniels remained in town. Mr. Daniels dyed his hair, was seen dining out with his wife, and the kids were told that this really wasn't Daddy but new boyfriend Jake.


After much surveillance by the Rangers, and finally another DNA test, authorities arrested the pair. Both were charged with being stupidly imaginative; charges of extreme stupidity against authorities were dropped.

14 comments:

Hammer said...

Dang you'd think they would at least leave town. That is just idiotic.

NoMas said...

I know - especially leave their SMALL town for a big town!

Tisha! said...

ninkumpoops!

SpookyRach said...

Oh, man! That's hillarious!

kittenpower said...

wow.

Loving Annie said...

Oh---kay ! Can you say I.Q. ?

L>T said...

What a story! That's hilarious, alright.

Oh BTW, I have a Bengal kitty, too. He's very regal. he paces his territory like a little lion. One thing about him though, he has never meowed above a squeak. Does your Bengal, meow much?

Dick said...

Wow...

NoMas said...

Tisha: he he - I haven't heard that funny word in years!

Spookyrach: Thanks for visiting - come back soon.

LT: My Bengal has a gutteral meow - yes it is loud. His meow has scared little girls! of course he wouldn't hurt a thing.

Kitten, Anne, Dick: just leaves ya speachless, doesn't it!

Wally Banners said...

lmao what a pair rofl.

Wally Banners said...

LMAO Nomas yes its on the juvenile side. Just sometimes a guy has to go back to his 3 stooges roots lol.

Demon23... said...

The levels of stupid.

Cutting off a dead relatives finger and putting it in Wendy's chili so you can sue them - extremely stupid

Eating at fast food restaurants every meal and then suing due to being over weight- holy shit, promise you never breed kinda stupid.

These people Nomas reported on - what the hell happened to their brains? Did the powers that be decided that the pair just did not need them? Good thing they have kids.

NoMas said...

Wally: "Three Stooges roots" ha ha I think you insulted the Three Stooges!!!!

NoMas said...

Demon: Yeah, poor kids - look at their freaking role models.