Thursday, April 05, 2007

Easter Bunny

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

6 comments:

Hammer said...

lol

I used to hate buying mice for a pet snake that I was watching for a friend. I ended up catching geckos outside and feeding those to it instead.

kittenpower said...

ha! that's aful...!

kittenpower said...

awful.

Demon23... said...

I had a small garden snake that really enjoyed worms and spiders... he lived a nice little life... he would never bite me and let me take him out of the cage and he would twirl around my wrist as I played video games. I am sure if he was sleeping or not.

NoMas said...

Sorry guys - i just have to poo poo this weekend. no particular reason, just my sour mood.

Loving Annie said...

Ha-ha-ha ! Good one, Nomas !