No Mas thinks Big Strong Hubby is Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red...................cherry,"
"Yellow................lemon,"
"Green.................lime,"
"Orange................orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"

(Okay, promise this will be the only post where I refer to myself in third person - just feeling like kickking butt this morning)!