X-Rated Revisited Questions & Answers, et al
Dear Readers: My apologies for neglecting you. I have been busy with numerous projects and promise to visit each of you soon. A big thank you to STARRLIGHT for mentioning me as a 
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What do you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you?
A: Shorten her chain
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What do you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you?
A: Shorten her chain
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
10 comments:
feeling a little frisky today, Nomas ??? Hee-hee. I love stuff like that -
I was thinking the same as loving annie! Today is a bit different than your last post, The Wooden Bowl.
Cookie
ROFL! The parsley one killed me. And you totally rock so the award was well deserved =)
Judged ... hilarious!
:-D
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
Hey, now that you're a big blogger, will you forget us little guys?
ROTHFLMAO!!! I am gonna have to steal a few of these!
Flyinfox_SATX
Good stuff! Very funny!
Annie: yes maam
Cookie: yeah, a little up, a little down!
Starrlight: Thank you sweetheart
Judge: I concur.
Kitten: smiles!
Fox: go for it!
Shawn:glad to provide a laugh or two.
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