Break

Hey guys: I am taking a mini break to focus on myself. I am finally having an epiphany and energy! Hang in there because y'all have been holding me up for months! Thanks you all, dears. See ya soon.

Texas Tuesday: Wetback English

Learn Wetback English via video.

On a funny note: years ago, my dad had an illegal alien teenager living with us. He worked for my dad during the days and I taught him English/he taught me some Spanish in the evening. One night Dad was teasing him by calling him a wetback. He responded, "Me no back wet. came on boat!" he he
He was an awesome young man who returned to Mexico, became a police officer and got married. He, his wife and baby were killed in a car accident years ago -

Happy Keester!

New Cars at Show

Just drool -



Dodge

Mercedes

(Dang, Hammer, did you see these on Yahoo? I want the Mercedes lots of luck, maybe the lottery!)

Easter Bunny

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

The World's First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens

The Maldives 15 April marks the day that the first ever all-glass undersea restaurant in the world opens its doors for business at the Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. Ithaa* will sit five meters below the waves of the Indian Ocean, surrounded by a vibrant coral reef and encased in clear acrylic offering diners 270-degrees of panoramic underwater views.

This innovative restaurant is the first of its kind in the world, and is part of a US $25 million re-build of Rangalifinolhu Island, one of the twin islands that make up Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. This re-build includes the construction of 79 of the most luxurious Beach Villas in the country as well as the Spa Village, a self-contained, over-water 'resort-within-a-resort' consisting of a spa, restaurant and 21 villas.

Blogging Irritants

Chris over at Blog Ops has posted the top 10 BLOGGING IRRITANTS. I must agree with him - my top irritant is the word verification (can hardly read that stuff and end up trying to comment a couple of times). Enjoy his post!

And what are your blogging irritants?

Flying on Winged Feet

Please stop over at Steve Meersman's site and leave his wife and three children your condolences. He valiantly recorded his ordeal with ALS aka Lou Gehrig’s disease since August 2005. Thank goodness he is now at peace.

Texas Tuesday: Idiots Running Amok

True to the saying "all things are bigger in Texas" the following is an account of a big screw up by various Texas idiots.

Back in 2004, a 23 year old fellow named Clayton Daniels wanted to avoid spending 30 days in the county jail for failing to report to his probation officer. He had been given probation for a sexual assault of a young girl. So he faked his death.

Daniel's wife assisted him with locating a corpse since she didn't want the kids to be without their daddy while he spent time in prison. She and her hubby exhumed an 81 year old lady's body and set it afire in a car.

The remains were sent to the Travis County Medical Examiner for autopsy. The body was identified as Clayton Daniels by such identifying factors as "there was a small segment of penis noted."

Texas Rangers had suspicions and began to follow Ms. Daniels. Of course both of the Daniels remained in town. Mr. Daniels dyed his hair, was seen dining out with his wife, and the kids were told that this really wasn't Daddy but new boyfriend Jake.

After much surveillance by the Rangers, and finally another DNA test, authorities arrested the pair. Both were charged with being stupidly imaginative; charges of extreme stupidity against authorities were dropped.

Taking Names

glumbert.com - 3-year-old trash-talks monsters