Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Just For Slick Michael

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating."

ally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.


And SLICK was thrilled to see a new post here and fastinated that it was about boobs! (Damn that was tough cause I just feel like hibernating!)

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13 comments:

kittenpower said...

that little johnny...

George Townboy said...

Naughty.

BBC said...

That wasn't little Johnny, that was little Billy. :-)

Hammer said...

I always heard the one about urinate but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten.

I'll have to rememer this one :)

Dick said...

Titties are a good thing.

Slick said...

Boobs and a new post. You really know how to spoil a guy!

Thanks for the smile today :)

Flyinfox_SATX said...

ROTHFLMAO!

Flyinfox_SATX

Loving Annie said...

Ha-ha !

Thinking about you, Nomas. Nothing profound to say, just sending you healing thoughts and healing energy for your heart and soul...

Loving Annie said...

How are you doing today, Nomas ?

It's Monday the 16th. Just came by to say hi and so forth --

BBC said...

And young women go to charm school and learn to say fascinating instead of bullshit.

That's why ya gotta love Texas women, they just say bullshit. :-)

Torquer said...

Nice.

Loving Annie said...

Just came by to visit on Friday the 20th, Nomas.
Hope that you have a good weekend.

Loving Annie said...

Okay Nomas, maybe I'm being a pest and maybe you're just in a really painful funk, but you know what ? I'm worried about you. Yeah, jewish mother kind of worried.
Just let us know you're okay -- okay ??? It's Tuesday the 24th of July.